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Star Trek: Kelvinverse reviews

Star Trek XI: Star Trek

Synopsis

When Ambassador Spock attempts and fails to save Romulus from destruction, he and a disgruntled survivor Nero are propelled deep into the past where Nero decides to take revenge on Spock and the Federation by undermining their history.

Remarkable scenes

  • The attack on the Kelvin and the death of George Kirk while James Tiberius Kirk is being born.
  • Young Spock being teased by his Vulcan classmates for being half human.
  • Young Spock and his father discussing Vulcans and emotion in the aftermath of Spock beating the crap out of his classmate.
  • Sarek's reason for marrying a human: "As ambassador to Earth it is my duty to observe and understand human behavior. Marrying your mother was logical." Ouch.
  • The Vulcan Science Academy ministers insulting Spock's human heritage and Spock deciding to join Starfleet instead as a result.
  • Uhura calling Kirk a dumb hick.
  • Pike to Kirk: "You could be an officer in four years. You could have your own ship in eight." Ironic given how the movie ends. Pike: "Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives. Including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better."
  • Kirk observing the construction of the Enterprise.
  • Kirk meeting Dr. McCoy. McCoy: "Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."
  • Kirk cheating on the Kobayashi Maru test.
  • Nero: "Hello." Pike: "I'm Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking?" Nero: "Hi Christopher, I'm Nero."
  • Pike arbitrarily promoting Kirk from a cadet to first officer of the Enterprise.
  • Kirk: "So what kind of combat training do you have?" Sulu: "Fencing."
  • The obligatory redshirt death of Engineer Olsen.
  • Chekov beaming back Kirk and Sulu.
  • Spock attempting to rescue the Vulcan High Council and his parents.
  • Spock's mother's death.
  • Vulcan imploding.
  • Spock: "I am now a member of an endangered species."
  • McCoy: "Dammit man I'm a doctor, not a physicist!" Count 37 for "I'm a doctor, not a (blah)" style lines, which McCoy was famous for.
  • Spock neck pinching Kirk for mutiny.
  • Kirk encountering old Spock on Delta Vega. Old Spock: "I have been and always shall be your friend."
  • Old Spock mind melding with Kirk to show him the original timeline.
  • Old Spock and Kirk encountering Scotty.
  • Old Spock: "I just lost my planet. I can tell you I am emotionally compromised."
  • Kirk provoking Spock into assaulting him so Spock would relinquish command to Kirk.
  • Sarek: "You asked me once why I married your mother. I married her because I loved her." Aww. Damn liar lied before!
  • Spock to Kirk: "I would cite regulation but I know you would simply ignore it."
  • Spock mind melding with one of Nero's guards to get intelligence.
  • Spock upon taking control of his future self's ship: "Fascinating."
  • The Enterprise engaging Nero's ship and Kirk rescuing Pike as Spock rams his ship into Nero's vessel.
  • Spock: "Captain, what are you doing?" Kirk: "Showing a little compassion, may be the only way to earn peace with the Romulans. It's logic, Spock. I thought you'd like that." Spock: "No, not really. Not this time."
  • Old Spock and young Spock meeting each other.
  • Kirk being formally promoted to captain and being given command of the Enterprise.
  • Pike in a wheelchair. That's some twisted continuity right there.

Review

What would happen if somebody went back in time and severely traumatized a significant historical figure, causing them to grow up to be a different person? That's the question this film grapples with in its fresh faced take on Star Trek. James Kirk is a different man now and as a consequence of his paramount importance to the timeline, everything else is profoundly different too. The broader implications of this remain woefully inadequately explored in both a character sense and a timeline sense. The former issue of the inadequate character explorations can be attributed to this film's hyperactive pacing; there is little time to explore what kind of people Kirk and Spock are now that their lives are so different. The latter issue of the status of the original timeline I discuss in more detail in another article, however the short version is based on the evidence presented in the film we can't really conclude one way or the other whether the old timeline still exists or not. It's possible the events of this film exist in an alternate universe like Ent: In a Mirror, Darkly. But it is also possible that this film pressed permanently the biggest, most giant reset button ever pressed on Star Trek, all for nothing but a fun action romp; something that would be unspeakably tragic to the long term health of the franchise.

But regardless of whether or not our beloved timeline has been irreconcilably destroyed, this film by itself is indeed an undeniably fun ride. The action in this film is unparalleled by anything previous, the destruction of Vulcan was horrifyingly touching and compelling, the performances of the new cast (with the glaring exception of Chekov and at times Sulu) were exceptional, and the directing and feel of the storytelling invoked all the best aspects of the dark and gritty universes of Firefly or Battlestar Galactica. The new film is of course not without its annoyances. The score is remarkably repetitive and derivative, much of the action is superfluous, such as the ice monster that attacked Kirk on Delta Vega, and Scotty's alien comrade felt more like the painfully immature comic relief of an Ewok character or Jar Jar Binks from a Star Wars film than something we should expect from Star Trek. What's more, there are a few embarrassing technical and continuity problems (documented above) as well as some painful cliches. For example, why was most of the Federation fleet not available? And isn't it a little convenient that Nero forgot to put up his shields when he attacked Earth, thus allowing our heroes to beam aboard his ship and surprise him?

Some cliches of the film are more deliberate and more enjoyable. There are too many delightful references to previous episodes to list. And while it stretches realism to see Kirk go from cadet to captain in one day, the film's story as a plot device to reassemble the old crew unnaturally early strangely works quite well. It feels like in the face of the trauma they've endured, they've emerged stronger than ever. The characters as well as the franchise has been revitalized by the continuity-contorting events of the story. Having old Spock play a major role was lovely, though as with the murky implications for the timeline, it is not well understood why Spock can't simply go back in time to stop Nero from destroying the Kelvin. Also, Leonard Nimoy's recitation of the "space, the final frontier..." theme was unnecessarily nostalgic and makes the film's ending feel somewhat overwrought. Overall though, this film is enjoyable and establishes the new-old universe quite compellingly. I look forward to the next installment.

Star Trek XII: Star Trek Into Darkness

Synopsis

When terrorist attacks strike London and San Francisco, Captain Kirk is sent on a mission to bring the alleged terrorist to justice. But when things don't go according to plan, Kirk begins to wonder what the true motives behind his orders are.

Remarkable scenes

  • Kirk and Spock retreating to an underwater Enterprise on the pre-warp planet.
  • The Enterprise revealing itself to the natives in order to rescue Spock just as Spock completes his work rendering the volcano inert.
  • Kirk to Spock upon being informed that he violated the Prime Directive: "Oh come on, Spock. They saw us. Big deal!"
  • Kirk gushing to Spock about the possibility of being selected for the spiffy new "five year mission."
  • Pike regarding Kirk: "You think you're infallible. You think you can't make a mistake. It's a pattern with you. The rules are for other people. And what's worse is you're using blind luck to justify your playing god."
  • Pike's death.
  • Spock: "There is no Starfleet regulation that condemns a man to die without a trial, something you and Admiral Marcus are forgetting. Also, preemptively firing torpedoes at the Klingons' home world..."
  • Scotty: "This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers."
  • Kirk to Chekov: "You're my new chief. Now put on a red shirt." Chekov, with a look of terror on his face: "Aye captain..."
  • Kirk making a snap decision not to use the special torpedoes to assassinate Harrison but instead to attempt a risky landing on Qo'noS to apprehend Harrison to satisfy due process.
  • Kirk ordering his lieutenants to remove their red shirts, perhaps in the hope that will increase their odds of survival? ;)
  • Spock revealing that he mind melded with Pike so that he could experience death vicariously.
  • The Klingons ambushing the landing party.
  • Harrison saving the landing party and then surrendering to them upon learning of the exact size of their arsenal.
  • Kirk attempting to beat up Harrison only to fail to even leave a mark after multiple blows.
  • Harrison revealing his true identity as Khan and outing Admiral Marcus' secret plans.
  • Admiral Marcus attacking the Enterprise with the Vengeance.
  • Scotty sabotaging the Vengeance.
  • Kirk and Khan jumping from the Enterprise to the Vengeance.
  • Young Spock calling old Spock to get advice about Khan.
  • McCoy: "Damn it man, I'm a doctor, not a torpedo technician!" Count 38 for "I'm a doctor, not a (blah)" style lines, which McCoy was famous for.
  • Khan taking out Admiral Marcus, taking over the Vengeance, and demanding his crew returned to him.
  • Spock beaming armed torpedoes to the Vengeance and detonating them.
  • The Enterprise falling to Earth.
  • The seat belts appearing on the bridge. If only they'd had those in a few of the other 700 or so hours of Star Trek. ;)
  • The gravity shifting all over the ship as it falls to Earth.
  • Kirk: "You used what he wanted against him. That's a nice move." Spock: "It is what you would have done." Kirk, regarding saving the ship by exposing himself to radiation: "And this is what you would have done. It was only logical."
  • Spock: "Khan!!!"
  • The Vengeance crashing into San Francisco.
  • A year later, Kirk retaking command of the Enterprise and embarking on the five year mission that he had hoped would be assigned to him originally.

Review

The sequel to Star Trek XI's reboot corrects some of the prior film's sins, repeats others, and commits some new ones in the process. The biggest improvement was the hyperactive pace of the previous film being toned down a bit. This gave the film time to flesh out Kirk's and Spock's altered characters a bit more, doing much to set them apart from their counterparts in the original universe. Minor characters get more appropriate things to do too. The acting performances of Sulu and especially Chekov annoyed me last time around, but no longer. Probably the best minor character moment was Scotty objecting to classified weaponry on the Enterprise on the grounds of possible unintended technical consequences. Was he just jealous about the loss of control, or did he sincerely believe his caution to be warranted? Both the writing and the actor leave that open to interpretation, which I liked. The most important improvement from last time around is this film provides more texture for how Kirk went from cadet to fully commissioned officer with the rank of captain in one day. We already knew from the previous film that Admiral Pike made Kirk into a sort of pet, but here we're presented with a much more nuanced take on their relationship, which establishes the idea that Kirk's rapid rise through the ranks has been unconventional, controversial, and difficult for Pike to continue to justify. At the beginning of the film, Pike has had enough and finally resorts to threatening to demote Kirk all the way back to cadet. These scenes do much to establish the credibility that was lacking the previous film's plot, though in my view they don't go quite far enough.

While this film corrected the main issues with the previous film's character writing, it repeats most of the previous film's other missteps. First and foremost, we still have no on-screen evidence one way or the other as to whether this new universe exists apart from the old one or supersedes it. Also Scotty's magic transporter formula continues to defy my suspension of disbelief. As Emory Erickson stated in Ent: Daedalus, if it were possible to reliably beam people from one planetary system to another several light years away, then why have starships? Khan beaming directly from Earth to the Klingon home world was completely absurd. Likewise, the film once again had difficulty accurately portraying the speed of warp drive, with total travel time at warp speed between Earth and the Klingon home world apparently lasting only minutes. And just like the last film, this film is as sloppy with continuity as it is with its future tech. Admiral Marcus' involvement in Section 31 was a pathetic writing blunder compared to the smooth operation that Sloan ran on DS9, as it's stated that Admiral Marcus was motivated solely by the desire to establish a military-industrial complex. As such, there was no reason to tell Kirk about Section 31's existence at all, as Admiral Marcus could have satisfied his objectives without disclosing that detail. Likewise, it seems nobody on the Enterprise had ever cracked open a history book on the Eugenics Wars, or they'd have known precisely who Khan was well before it was necessary for Old Spock to educate his younger self on the matter.

What's worse, this film commits a striking new sin: it's considerably more unoriginal. For starters, the quickly chewed up and forgotten pre-warp civilization's portrayal at the beginning of the film strongly resembled the similar one in Star Trek IX: Insurrection. But more obviously, the vast majority of this film was a blatant rehash of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. While it was nice to see Carol Marcus in a strikingly different role and it was also nice to see the new character of Admiral Marcus overshadow Khan as the main villain for most of the film, those tweaks just weren't enough. The film just couldn't resist peppering itself endlessly with nostalgic references to its predecessor. Some were tasteful and clever, others were painful and tacky. Added together, the story isn't really much more than the sum of its parts: a more action-packed take on Wrath of Khan with a mildly interesting exploration of New Kirk's reckless youth as opposed to the much more interesting exploration of Old Kirk's decaying youth. Most of the film feels as though it's merely going through the motions of what a somewhat hollow but glitzy rehash of Wrath of Khan is supposed to look like. Even the title of the film doesn't seem to serve much of a purpose other than to simply sound cool. But that disappointing lack of depth, heart, and originality is by no means a showstopper. This film, just like the one it follows, is once again an undeniably fun action romp. It's just sad that these fun action romps must continue to come at the unnecessary expense of the intelligent storytelling and thoughtful embrace of the franchise's rich history that the series used to enjoy.

Star Trek XIII: Star Trek Beyond

Synopsis

Captain Balthazar M. Edison disappeared 100 years ago while in command of the USS Franklin. While marooned on a hidden planet, Edison, now calling himself Krall, developed a deep resentment of the Federation which he saw as unappreciative of his long service and believes it has adopted a weak political philosophy of peaceful exploration. Krall survives on this planet for 100 years using an alien technology he discovered which allows him to drain vitality from others to extend his own life, mutating his body in the process. Once the Federation extends out far enough to make contact with him again, he uses the advanced technology he discovered to wage war against the children of his former comrades.

Remarkable scenes

  • Kirk regarding his father: "He joined Starfleet because he believed in it. I joined on a dare."
  • The impressive sight of the Starbase Yorktown.
  • Spock learning that old Spock has died.
  • The Enterprise being suddenly attacked and its nacelles being torn off.
  • The ship being boarded during the damage control efforts.
  • The ship getting poked full of more holes as it tried to flee and people being blown into space, including the boarding party.
  • The saucer section crashing into the planet.
  • McCoy: "They say it hurts less if it's a surprise." Spock: "If I may adopt a parlance with which you are familiar, I can confirm your theory to be horse shit."
  • Scotty and Jaylah finding the wreck of the USS Franklin.
  • Spock and McCoy discussing his breakup with Uhura, old Spock's death, and his plans to leave Starfleet.
  • Spock laughing and McCoy replying with concern that Spock must be delirious from his injuries.
  • McCoy: "You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry?" Spock: "The radiation is harmless, doctor. And its unique signature makes it very easy to identify." McCoy: "You gave your girlfriend a tracking device?" Spock: "...That was not my intention."
  • Scotty: "These old vessels, they were built in space. They were never supposed to take off from atmosphere." Kirk: "Make it happen." Scotty: "They're called starships for a reason, captain!"
  • The Franklin lifting off.
  • The attack on the Yorktown.
  • McCoy: "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ph--[beamed out]." He was probably going to say "physicist." Count 39 for "I'm a doctor, not a (blah)" style lines, which McCoy was famous for.
  • Kirk confronting Krall.
  • Kirk's mixed gravity battle with Krall.
  • Spock looking at a group photo of a much older Enterprise crew from the prime universe.
  • Kirk's birthday toast: "To the Enterprise. And to absent friends."
  • The construction of the Enterprise-A.

Review

Nearly all action, almost no story. Star Trek Beyond is perhaps the most uninspired and unoriginal Star Trek film ever made, as while Star Trek V: The Final Frontier may have been infinitely worse in just about every way, at least that story was original and certainly not without inspiration; drug induced inspiration perhaps, but inspiration nonetheless. The way in which the bland unoriginality of this film stands out most is with the destruction of the Enterprise. While a somewhat pleasant surprise to see so early in the film, it lacked the emotional resonance of seeing the Enterprise destroyed in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock and Star Trek VII: Generations, despite the clear attempt to be an homage to both. Likewise, the entire character of Krall also seems to be an homage to (or perhaps rip off of) Star Trek IX: Insurrection's main antagonist, as both Krall and Ru'afo attain drug-induced immortality at the expense of others, leading to a disfigured appearance. Like the previous film, too much of this film's story relies on nostalgia for past Star Trek rather than carving out a new, exciting story.

Which is especially a shame, as Krall was the most promisingly original concept for an antagonist that the Kelvin timeline has offered up so far; sadly wasted on mediocre scriptwriting. You'd think a marooned starship captain who is a veteran of the Xindi and Earth-Romulan wars surviving for 100 years using alien technology and developing a deep loathing of the Federation's political philosophy would make for a more compelling villain, but Krall somehow managed to be even more bland than Nero. Chief among the reasons why is he's given almost no screen time with which to articulate his anti-Federation political ideology and as such his motivations seem profoundly half-baked and his evil plan feels laughably impulsive for a person with over a century of wisdom under his belt. "Oh look, a random artifact I can make a bio weapon out of to attack the Federation with! Just what I've been waiting 100 years for!" Really? There were so many ways for a person of his means to use the considerable arsenal at his disposal to wreak havoc on the Federation in more calculatedly effective ways.

Part of the reason why Krall gets so little time to become a compelling villain though is it seems the story's authors felt for some stupid reason that it would be more dramatic if his background wasn't revealed until the end of the film. This, in addition to almost completely destroying the value of such a cool backstory, also creates a series of awkward contradictions to resolve. For instance, why does Krall speak an alien language if he is human? And for that matter why does the distinction of language even matter in the age of the universal translator? Moreover, why is the Yorktown so much more advanced than any starbase seen on other Star Treks? None of those questions rise to the level of continuity errors, but they certainly stretch the limits of fan rationalization.

Likewise, the whole film should leave you wondering what happened to Krall in the prime timeline. Since he was marooned before Nero split the timeline, presumably Krall was dispatched by someone other than Kirk in the prime timeline's version of 2263. Perhaps by Captain Pike and original Spock. If that's how it went down, then since the Enterprise wasn't destroyed during the prime timeline's version of that incident, perhaps Pike prime and Spock prime got more time to learn about Krall's anti-Federation political philosophy before they dispatched him. That sounds like a great idea for a story. Maybe they should've made a movie about that instead.

Overall between the issues with the plot logic, the underdeveloped antagonist, and the film's general blandness, this film leaves much to be desired. Even Kirk complained about it all feeling routine ("episodic") in his captain's log, a joke which applies I think more fittingly than the authors intended. That said, there are some things to praise. The destruction of the Enterprise was visually spectacular for all that it was devoid of comparable emotional resonance to the previous films' takes on it. The parallelism with George Kirk presiding over the doomed Kelvin's evacuation and James Kirk presiding over the doomed Enterprise's evacuation was nice, particularly after framing it around Kirk being now a year older than his father was when he died. And it was nice to see Leonard Nimoy's death worked into the plot with the offscreen death of Spock prime making young Spock question his place in Starfleet. But those details aren't enough to make up for the film's flaws relative to the other Star Trek films. While still a very entertaining film, all but one or two of the preceding twelve Star Trek films were better than this one.