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Star Trek XI: Star Trek review

Star Trek XI: Star Trek

Synopsis

When Ambassador Spock attempts and fails to save Romulus from destruction, he and a disgruntled survivor Nero are propelled deep into the past where Nero decides to take revenge on Spock and the Federation by undermining their history.

Remarkable scenes

  • The attack on the Kelvin and the death of George Kirk while James Tiberius Kirk is being born.
  • Young Spock being teased by his Vulcan classmates for being half human.
  • Young Spock and his father discussing Vulcans and emotion in the aftermath of Spock beating the crap out of his classmate.
  • Sarek's reason for marrying a human: "As ambassador to Earth it is my duty to observe and understand human behavior. Marrying your mother was logical." Ouch.
  • The Vulcan Science Academy ministers insulting Spock's human heritage and Spock deciding to join Starfleet instead as a result.
  • Uhura calling Kirk a dumb hick.
  • Pike to Kirk: "You could be an officer in four years. You could have your own ship in eight." Ironic given how the movie ends. Pike: "Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives. Including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better."
  • Kirk observing the construction of the Enterprise.
  • Kirk meeting Dr. McCoy. McCoy: "Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."
  • Kirk cheating on the Kobayashi Maru test.
  • Nero: "Hello." Pike: "I'm Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking?" Nero: "Hi Christopher, I'm Nero."
  • Pike arbitrarily promoting Kirk from a cadet to first officer of the Enterprise.
  • Kirk: "So what kind of combat training do you have?" Sulu: "Fencing."
  • The obligatory redshirt death of Engineer Olsen.
  • Chekov beaming back Kirk and Sulu.
  • Spock attempting to rescue the Vulcan High Council and his parents.
  • Spock's mother's death.
  • Vulcan imploding.
  • Spock: "I am now a member of an endangered species."
  • McCoy: "Dammit man I'm a doctor, not a physicist!" Count 37 for "I'm a doctor, not a (blah)" style lines, which McCoy was famous for.
  • Spock neck pinching Kirk for mutiny.
  • Kirk encountering old Spock on Delta Vega. Old Spock: "I have been and always shall be your friend."
  • Old Spock mind melding with Kirk to show him the original timeline.
  • Old Spock and Kirk encountering Scotty.
  • Old Spock: "I just lost my planet. I can tell you I am emotionally compromised."
  • Kirk provoking Spock into assaulting him so Spock would relinquish command to Kirk.
  • Sarek: "You asked me once why I married your mother. I married her because I loved her." Aww. Damn liar lied before!
  • Spock to Kirk: "I would cite regulation but I know you would simply ignore it."
  • Spock mind melding with one of Nero's guards to get intelligence.
  • Spock upon taking control of his future self's ship: "Fascinating."
  • The Enterprise engaging Nero's ship and Kirk rescuing Pike as Spock rams his ship into Nero's vessel.
  • Spock: "Captain, what are you doing?" Kirk: "Showing a little compassion, may be the only way to earn peace with the Romulans. It's logic, Spock. I thought you'd like that." Spock: "No, not really. Not this time."
  • Old Spock and young Spock meeting each other.
  • Kirk being formally promoted to captain and being given command of the Enterprise.
  • Pike in a wheelchair. That's some twisted continuity right there.

Review

What would happen if somebody went back in time and severely traumatized a significant historical figure, causing them to grow up to be a different person? That's the question this film grapples with in its fresh faced take on Star Trek. James Kirk is a different man now and as a consequence of his paramount importance to the timeline, everything else is profoundly different too. The broader implications of this remain woefully inadequately explored in both a character sense and a timeline sense. The former issue of the inadequate character explorations can be attributed to this film's hyperactive pacing; there is little time to explore what kind of people Kirk and Spock are now that their lives are so different. The latter issue of the status of the original timeline I discuss in more detail in another article, however the short version is based on the evidence presented in the film we can't really conclude one way or the other whether the old timeline still exists or not. It's possible the events of this film exist in an alternate universe like Ent: In a Mirror, Darkly. But it is also possible that this film pressed permanently the biggest, most giant reset button ever pressed on Star Trek, all for nothing but a fun action romp; something that would be unspeakably tragic to the long term health of the franchise.

But regardless of whether or not our beloved timeline has been irreconcilably destroyed, this film by itself is indeed an undeniably fun ride. The action in this film is unparalleled by anything previous, the destruction of Vulcan was horrifyingly touching and compelling, the performances of the new cast (with the glaring exception of Chekov and at times Sulu) were exceptional, and the directing and feel of the storytelling invoked all the best aspects of the dark and gritty universes of Firefly or Battlestar Galactica. The new film is of course not without its annoyances. The score is remarkably repetitive and derivative, much of the action is superfluous, such as the ice monster that attacked Kirk on Delta Vega, and Scotty's alien comrade felt more like the painfully immature comic relief of an Ewok character or Jar Jar Binks from a Star Wars film than something we should expect from Star Trek. What's more, there are a few embarrassing technical and continuity problems (documented above) as well as some painful cliches. For example, why was most of the Federation fleet not available? And isn't it a little convenient that Nero forgot to put up his shields when he attacked Earth, thus allowing our heroes to beam aboard his ship and surprise him?

Some cliches of the film are more deliberate and more enjoyable. There are too many delightful references to previous episodes to list. And while it stretches realism to see Kirk go from cadet to captain in one day, the film's story as a plot device to reassemble the old crew unnaturally early strangely works quite well. It feels like in the face of the trauma they've endured, they've emerged stronger than ever. The characters as well as the franchise has been revitalized by the continuity-contorting events of the story. Having old Spock play a major role was lovely, though as with the murky implications for the timeline, it is not well understood why Spock can't simply go back in time to stop Nero from destroying the Kelvin. Also, Leonard Nimoy's recitation of the "space, the final frontier..." theme was unnecessarily nostalgic and makes the film's ending feel somewhat overwrought. Overall though, this film is enjoyable and establishes the new-old universe quite compellingly. I look forward to the next installment.